snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I don’t get why bras are so expensive I mean I didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: skittlevodka)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

mydogsnokes:

This inchworm is vibing so hard right now

(Source: underneathhim)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(Source: modeldad420)

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

"Tina"

(Source: drake-ramoray)