(Source: notabee)

baboushkat:

requirements to be my boyfriend are do not be a boy because girls are hotter

(Source: theywerehalfengraved)

ryanamusements:

life without a working pair of earphones is no life at all

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

richardarmitge:

she was a girl

he was a boy

can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: vvhadup)